PROPAGANDA TIMES & OBAMA TRIBUTE
After yet another successful table hockey season where Jimmy James and his team lost to his arch rival Harper, he is heading back to his true roots to coach TEAM USA.
In a meeting with the press this morning Jimmy James gave the Montreal fans a tearful goodbye “Dear Montreal I’m deeply saddened by the fact that I could not deliever this great hockey rich city with another cup championship. Seeing how I could not deliever on my promise I will step down as coach of the Canadiens and take another crack at leading the Great Nation of the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA”.
One news reporter was quoted as saying ” Montreal is in mourning now, without Jimmie James leading our team we don’t have anyone else to coach us, Montreal will always hold a special place in its heart for Jimmie James and we welcome him back after next year when he loses to Harpov again in the finals”
The camp close to President Elect Obama said that it was the new presidents idea to bring back Jimmy James as the Coach of TEAM USA and made a personal call to Jimmy. He was over heard saying “when you think of Team USA you think of JIMMY JAMES and no one else, he has so much passion for the great game of table hockey and is a true patriot of this nation, we want change and Jimmy James will bring change in season 4 of the Y&RTHL”
After the press confrence Jimmy was seen picking up his table hockey gear and running to air force 1 to pick up his american players to start training right away (insert montage video here). As Jimmy James was getting into the plane he was heard yelling “TEAM USA ALL THE WAY”.
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