A New Season, A New League And A New Commish

Toronto/Montreal/New York/Boston/Detroit/Chicago

On a sunny Thursday afternoon at YRTHL headquarters in Toronto, breaking news took place and only we are here to bring it you. The following is a quote from the newly appointed Commissioner of the YRTHL recorded earlier today at a live press conference just outside the IFC:

“Good Afternoon hockey fans, I would like to take this opportunity to introduce myself. But first I would like you all to hold off on photographs during the press conference. The flashes are distracting.

Some of you may know me from previous films such as ‘The Spy who loved me’ or when I was better known as team Sweden in Season 2 and 3. Like the great one himself, William Shatner, I have decided to take a more active roll in running the day to day business of the league and have been appointed as the Commissioner of the new season of YRTHL, a.k.a The Serious Six. I expect big things from the league this season and some exciting things happened earlier today which I will outline in a minute. But first, I would like to thank the outgoing Commish for suggesting that I be an unbiased Commish of the new season. As you may or may not know, I am elated to be the new Commish and will take my job as serious as Robert Fraser takes his role as the Chairman of the Toronto FDA. What that means is two fold; first, the league comes before the individual team, and second, if you upset me, I will rip your fucking face off.

Now onto the exciting news that developed earlier today. As most of you know, there were 2 draws held earlier today. The first, to determine position in team name picking and the second, to determine conferences. Here are the team captains and their team names:

Blain Harper – Chicago Blackhawks

Michael Collins – Toronto Maple Leafs

Michael Tung – Detroit Red Wings

Shravan Sadhwani – Montreal Canadiens

James Roth – New York Rangers

Matt Johnson – Boston Bruins

It is my endeavor to make this one of the most exciting seasons of table hockey to date and I will be announcing some exciting new events tomorrow that will take place in the coming weeks. I now invite you take my picture if you would like and please direct all questions you may have for me to the blog which will be poasted at tablehockey.wordpress.com. Lets have fun out there!! WooooooooooHoooooooooo!!

Thank you.”