New York, NEW YORK
Start singing the blues Chicago. Because right now the New York Rangers appear to be the team to beat. After a highly anticipated three game series between the two juggernauts, the mighty, and highly favoured Blackhawks couldn’t muster even one win away from the boys from the big apple.
The scores? 4-1, 3-2, and 5-3.
“I know the Rangers played well. But I would like to point out that our team did feel sorry for them having to wear rather boring jerseys. So we thought we’d lift their spirits and score 5 goals for them throughout the match-ups. Did it back fire? Well, yes. I guess it did.” says coach Harper. “But they still have boring uniforms. Us, we’ve got a scary Indian dude who is ready to scalp innocent maidens on our jerseys. What do they have? Letters. R-A-N-G-E-R-S. Ooooooo. Scary.”
Although Harper is quick to throw out taunting smack talk, it doesn’t change the fact that the non-threatening team from NYC beat the Hawks by a combined score of 12-6.
“12-6? Take away the 5 we scored for them and they only beat us 7-6. Which at least a little less sucky. Like their uniforms.” remarks Harper.
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